Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Fikiri (Guest) on October 3, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nahida (Guest) on September 29, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Masika (Guest) on September 16, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Yusra (Guest) on September 12, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 9, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Selemani (Guest) on August 24, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Ali (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Jafari (Guest) on August 9, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Omar (Guest) on August 2, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 1, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 1, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mariam (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Fatuma (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Yusuf (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 9, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 25, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 20, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Zakia (Guest) on June 14, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Hassan (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Saidi (Guest) on June 11, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Asha (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 28, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Tambwe (Guest) on May 21, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Majid (Guest) on April 29, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mgeni (Guest) on April 19, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Hassan (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 25, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 16, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 15, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 2, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 21, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 19, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Nchi (Guest) on February 13, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Majid (Guest) on February 4, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Sofia (Guest) on February 4, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣