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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi

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1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.





2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.





3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?





4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.





5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.





6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.





7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.





8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.





9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.





10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.


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🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

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Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

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Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

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😅 Bado nacheka!

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Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

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Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

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Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

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😂 Kali sana!

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Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

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Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! 😆

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

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😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!

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Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

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Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 25, 2020

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

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😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

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Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

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Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

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😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

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😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

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Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

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Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

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Umesema kweli! 👌😂

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Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

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Salima (Guest) on May 23, 2020

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

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😄 Kichekesho gani!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 14, 2020

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 11, 2020

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Zakaria (Guest) on November 25, 2019

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 28, 2019

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂

Khatib (Guest) on October 15, 2019

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 13, 2019

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂

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🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 13, 2019

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Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 12, 2019

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆

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Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

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Aziza (Guest) on July 26, 2019

🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

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