Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_31e94ef2a8f2290c05ff0c6d3e3b3b75, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Utani wa wahindi, cheka kidogo
Date: October 6, 2017
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Mhindi afaulu mtihani wa Kiswahili
(1) Mfa maji ?……………….. Tampa life jacket.
(2) Mwenda pole?………… Tachelewa fika.
(3) Usipoziba ufa ?……….. Mizi taona mpaka dani.
(4) Usilolijua ?……………… Uliza google.
(5) Mbio za utelezini ?……. Chafua guo yako.
(6) Ukipenda boga ?……… Ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.
(7) Ukiona vinaelea ?…….. iko nyepesi hiyo.
(8) Maji yakimwagika ?…… Mambie dada tapiga deki.
(9) Chelewa chelewa ?……… Takosa guo ya sikukuu…
(10) Kila ndege ?………….. …Hutua Airport
(11) Bandu bandu ?….. …….Rafiki yake Jecha
(12) Mtaka cha Mvunguni ?… Ondoa tanda
(13) Simba mwenda kimya?….Kama sio gonjwa basi haina njaa.
(14) Aisifuye mvua ?………. Najua iko Mkulima hiyo
(15) Barabara ndefu ?…….. Ongeza mwendo au tachelewa fika.
(16) Mlanawe hafi nawe ila?…. Takimbia
(17) Asie sikia la mkuu ? …….. Tapeleka jela
(18) Hasira za mkizi ? …………..Tatafuna veve
(19) Mchamba wima ?…….. Karibu ya Hurumzi
(20) Akumurikae mchana ?….Kipofu hiyo
(21) Mficha maradhi ?…….. Taenda Loliondo
(22) Mkataa wingi ? ……….Taenda Chadema
(23) Bendera ?……………. Kama sio ya CCM, ya CUF
(24) Baniani mbaya ?……. Peleka Bombay Lakini sio HB kweli, naonea tu
(25) Akili nyingi ?………. Tapasi mtihani yote
(26) Penye kuku wengi ? …….. Chija bili tatu ivi, hapana mtu najua.
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_31e94ef2a8f2290c05ff0c6d3e3b3b75, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
Sababu ni hii
AL-SHABAB
AL-QAEDA
Kwenye MATHEMATICS pia kuna kundi linaitwa
Read More
Kimchepuko chako kinakuandikia meseji kama hii…
…Samahani baby kama unavyojua nimeokoka...
Read More
USIJIONE MJUAJI SAAAA…NA.
Jamaa kamaliza chuo anarudi nyumbani kwa wazee, kufika
nyum...
Read More
Ukiona hivyo ujue ndio hivi
Mwanaume mwenzangu ukiona unamtext msg msichana WhatsApp kaisom...
Read More
Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, "Never trust women"
Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga...
Read More
Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anaswali GHAFLA simu ikaita akaingiza mkono ili aikat...
Read More
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe k...
Read More
Ukimchoka mkeo, waweza kumtaftia sababu za kumuacha kama hizi
_
1. Mi...
Read More
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswa...
Read More
Foleni ndeeeeefu jamaa yupo kwenye daladala anaenda kazini kaona heri amuandikie boss wake msg k...
Read More
Vijana mkiwa mnaendesha magari mna post mukiwa mpo beach mna post mkiwa kwenye masherehe mna pos...
Read More
BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!
…yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips...
Read More
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 19, 2019
😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 9, 2019
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 3, 2019
Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 31, 2019
😆 Bado nacheka!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 24, 2019
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 23, 2019
😄 Umenishika vizuri!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 12, 2019
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sana—imebamba! 🤣
Nashon (Guest) on June 6, 2019
😂 Hii ni kali sana!
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 31, 2019
😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 18, 2019
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 28, 2019
😂🤣😆😅
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2019
😄😅👏😂
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 11, 2018
😂😂
Chum (Guest) on December 8, 2018
😄 Kali sana!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2018
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏
Hassan (Guest) on November 9, 2018
😂 Kali sana!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 31, 2018
Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2018
😅😂😄
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂
James Malima (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Asante Ackyshine
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 3, 2018
😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!
Mustafa (Guest) on June 24, 2018
😆 Hiyo punchline!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂
Baridi (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅
John Lissu (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 3, 2018
Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 3, 2018
😆 Kali sana!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 30, 2018
😅 Nilihitaji hii!
Muslima (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆
Hekima (Guest) on November 21, 2017
😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 19, 2017
🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍
Zawadi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
😅 Bado ninacheka!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃
John Malisa (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 1, 2017
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 6, 2017
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅