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Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbinguni na kushoto ni Jehanamu, Je unachagua kwenda wapi?

MANGI: Bwashee, mi nabaki hapa hapa njiapanda aisee.
MALAIKA: Kwa nini?
MANGI: Aisee, nikifungua duka hapa si nitapata wateja wa Mbinguni na Jehanam. Yani patakuwa senta ya hatari, supu na nyama choma muda wote. Hata we utafaidi, unavyoenda kuchukua roho unaniletea stock nakupa hela yako cash mkononi. Na kila ukipita hapa unapiga mchemsho wako wa ulimi na bia mbili chap kabla ya kuingia mbinguni.
Kwanza nashangaa Shirima alipitaje hapa bila kushika ploti, au alikufa amelewa sana?

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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Chiku (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

Sofia (Guest) on June 15, 2019

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 21, 2019

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Abdullah (Guest) on March 9, 2019

🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 4, 2019

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 3, 2019

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 24, 2018

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 19, 2018

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

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Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 8, 2018

😂😂🤣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 7, 2018

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Azima (Guest) on October 29, 2018

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 24, 2018

😆 Kali sana!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

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😅 Bado nacheka!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

James Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 1, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 29, 2018

😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Faiza (Guest) on July 15, 2018

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Nasra (Guest) on June 21, 2018

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 6, 2018

😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 26, 2018

😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 2, 2018

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2017

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 3, 2017

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 22, 2017

😊😂🤣

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 23, 2017

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 29, 2017

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 22, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 21, 2017

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 3, 2017

😄😅👏😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 16, 2017

🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 1, 2017

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

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