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Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake

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Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

Mtoto: unaweza ukampa house boy/girl ATM CARD yako na namba ya siri ukakuchulie pesa?

Baba: mtoto unatafuta balaa sasa, unataka siku akiiba hii card akachukue pesa zote tuwe maskini, sithubutu.

Mtoto: aahaaaaaa, kumbe hauwezi kumkabidhi chochote chenye thamani house boy/ girl, sasa kwa nini mnanikabidhi mimi kwa house boy/girl na nyie mnaenda kazini mpaka mnarudi kumbe mimi sina thamani kwenu eeeeh!

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Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 25, 2017

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 12, 2017

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 21, 2017

😂😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 30, 2017

🤣🤣😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 19, 2017

🤣😭😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 27, 2016

🤣🤣😄😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 19, 2016

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 8, 2016

😅😊😂👏

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂

Daudi (Guest) on July 29, 2016

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Nahida (Guest) on July 22, 2016

😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Rehema (Guest) on June 27, 2016

😅 Bado nacheka!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 16, 2016

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 15, 2016

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 19, 2016

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 28, 2016

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 8, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2016

😅😂😄

Rukia (Guest) on December 17, 2015

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 16, 2015

😂😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Ahmed (Guest) on December 8, 2015

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2015

🤣😆😊😂

Mwanais (Guest) on September 25, 2015

😆 Kali sana!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2015

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Asante Ackyshine

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

Masika (Guest) on May 16, 2015

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

James Kimani (Guest) on April 8, 2015

🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Baridi (Guest) on April 8, 2015

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 8, 2015

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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