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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno

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MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

Msichana anakata simu jamaa ndo ananiuliza."sasa
sijui amekasirikia lipi?" Mi nikamwambia we zuzu
umemwambia AKUSAHAU, dah, kumbe
ningemwambiaje? hahaha, ungemwambia
ForgivE me! au Ungesema Tu NaombA nSameHe.

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Mchawi (Guest) on July 10, 2017

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 24, 2017

😂 Kali sana!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 23, 2017

🤣👍👌

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Mariam (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😂👌

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 21, 2017

😊😂🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 6, 2017

😆 Nacheka hadi chini!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

George Mallya (Guest) on February 25, 2017

😄😅👏😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Shukuru (Guest) on February 11, 2017

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 2, 2017

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Zakaria (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

James Kimani (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Zainab (Guest) on October 9, 2016

😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 24, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 23, 2016

🤣🤣😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

Neema (Guest) on August 9, 2016

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Yusra (Guest) on May 29, 2016

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 13, 2016

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Halimah (Guest) on March 8, 2016

🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 28, 2015

😄 Kali sana!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 2, 2015

😅😂👌😊

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

Bahati (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Abdullah (Guest) on May 29, 2015

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

Baridi (Guest) on May 6, 2015

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2015

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2015

😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 3, 2015

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 1, 2015

😂🤣

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