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Ungekua wewe ndio boss wa huyu jamaa ungempa kazi? Ungemjibu nini?
Date: March 17, 2022
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
*Boss*:-kijana unataka nini ndani ya ofisi zangu?
*Jamaa*:-Samahani naomba kazi ya ulinzi ndugu.
*Boss*:-umesoma mpaka wapi?
*Jamaa*:-mpaka form four.
*Boss*:-unajua kingereza?
*Jamaa*:-kwani hao wezi wanakuja na wazungu???.
😅😅😅😅😅😅
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