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Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga

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MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA.
Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote
kwa tsh. 100,000/=
Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki
yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine.
MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa.
MZARAMO: "unaumwa nini?"
MCHAGA: "Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa.."
MZARAMO: "sawa, toa laki kabisa.."
Mchaga akatoa.
MZARAMO akamuagiza msaidizi wake; "Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu.."
MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; "Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?"
MZARAMO: "Umepona karibu tena.."
Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake.
MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau
sanaaaaa.."
MZARAMO akamwambia "hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..'
MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..'
MZARAMO: "nesi naomba kikopo no.27.."
MCHAGA: "ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?"
MZARAMO: "UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.

😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 29, 2017

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

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Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 10, 2017

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😊😂🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 31, 2017

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Zainab (Guest) on March 30, 2017

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 12, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2017

😄 Kichekesho gani!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2016

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 21, 2016

🤣😄😊

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

John Mushi (Guest) on November 8, 2016

😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

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Mgeni (Guest) on October 23, 2016

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

John Mushi (Guest) on October 4, 2016

😅😊😂👏

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Kazija (Guest) on August 19, 2016

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 21, 2016

😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 30, 2016

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Jamila (Guest) on June 11, 2016

😅 Bado nacheka!

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😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 11, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Warda (Guest) on March 18, 2016

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

Jamal (Guest) on February 10, 2016

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 25, 2015

😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

Rukia (Guest) on December 24, 2015

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2015

😆😅😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 5, 2015

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

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Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2015

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Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

John Lissu (Guest) on September 24, 2015

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 10, 2015

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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 5, 2015

😆 Ninakufa hapa!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2015

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2015

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 7, 2015

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Chiku (Guest) on April 6, 2015

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Mariam (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

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