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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada

1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Date: March 17, 2022

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

Mdada alienda super-market kununua
kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij
kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji
akamtoa akamuweka kwenye
mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.

Mdada akamuuliza
muuzaji,’Huna mkubwa zaidi?’ Muuzaji
akamchukua yule kuku na
kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu
akamtoa tena kwenye friji na
kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii
akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba,
kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada
akasema ‘Duh afadhali huyu
mkubwa kidogo, naomba unifungie
nawachukua wote wawili’

Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa pili😂

😅😅😅😅😅Hapo ndipo utagundua kwa nini MUWA co TUNDA 🚶🏽🚶🏽

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Mzee (Guest) on July 22, 2017

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

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John Mwangi (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 10, 2017

😆 Hiyo punchline!

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Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 13, 2017

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Rahim (Guest) on February 8, 2017

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

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Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2017

😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

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😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

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Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 3, 2016

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

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Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

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Asante Ackyshine

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Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

Sharifa (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

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Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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😄 Umenishika vizuri!

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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

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Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

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Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣

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