What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on October 2, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 8, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 5, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 27, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Asha (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Furaha (Guest) on July 23, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 19, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Josephine (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 8, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Muslima (Guest) on June 22, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 15, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Furaha (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 27, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Hekima (Guest) on May 20, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 18, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Baraka (Guest) on May 18, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 7, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Husna (Guest) on May 3, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Shani (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Josephine (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

John Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 31, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Jaffar (Guest) on March 30, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 29, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jamal (Guest) on March 28, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Kheri (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 28, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 19, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 6, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 5, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 2, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 29, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mchawi (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Maimuna (Guest) on January 1, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 1, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 26, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Maimuna (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Nyota (Guest) on December 18, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Salma (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 5, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔