What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 4, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 28, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 27, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nashon (Guest) on September 22, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

James Kimani (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 24, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 13, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sofia (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 2, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 27, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Abdullah (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Omari (Guest) on June 7, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Wande (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Jabir (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mustafa (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Wande (Guest) on April 5, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Furaha (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 29, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 25, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 12, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zakia (Guest) on March 12, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 12, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

James Kimani (Guest) on February 25, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zubeida (Guest) on February 17, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 14, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 14, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 26, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 11, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Khamis (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 22, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 28, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 17, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 25, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mjaka (Guest) on October 19, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Latifa (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️