What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Mwanais (Guest) on August 17, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 3, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 31, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

George Mallya (Guest) on July 11, 2021

😄 You got me!

Zakia (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Zakia (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 20, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Maneno (Guest) on June 20, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mchawi (Guest) on June 18, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Rabia (Guest) on June 17, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 8, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Halima (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Zawadi (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 8, 2021

😅 I needed that!

John Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 3, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 2, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Khatib (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 28, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 21, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 27, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 27, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on January 24, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Shani (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sarafina (Guest) on January 15, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Kiza (Guest) on January 14, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Nassor (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 29, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Zubeida (Guest) on December 24, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Zawadi (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Kiza (Guest) on December 7, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 22, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Majid (Guest) on November 21, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 14, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sarafina (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Latifa (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐