What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Mzee (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 29, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 17, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 12, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on September 11, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rashid (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Shukuru (Guest) on September 1, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 24, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 27, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Khalifa (Guest) on July 5, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 25, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Hawa (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Athumani (Guest) on May 29, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 6, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 4, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Warda (Guest) on March 28, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Kassim (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 16, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 16, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 10, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Salima (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 24, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Jabir (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 20, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Halimah (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nuru (Guest) on January 1, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 29, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Nasra (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mgeni (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 4, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 3, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Salima (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

John Kamande (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Nahida (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Faiza (Guest) on October 29, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬