What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Baraka (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Safiya (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Leila (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mohamed (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

James Mduma (Guest) on November 5, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 3, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 12, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 1, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Kazija (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Yusra (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Nahida (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Yahya (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Majid (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Kazija (Guest) on August 14, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 2, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 31, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 27, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 18, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 9, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 28, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 19, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Wande (Guest) on June 5, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 2, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 7, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 26, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Sultan (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Maida (Guest) on April 23, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Rahma (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Salima (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Tabu (Guest) on April 3, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Salima (Guest) on April 3, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Latifa (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Salum (Guest) on March 17, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Azima (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪