What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Jafari (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 24, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Arifa (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

James Mduma (Guest) on February 21, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 17, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 30, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Hekima (Guest) on January 29, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 27, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 22, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Sumaya (Guest) on January 17, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 10, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Neema (Guest) on January 5, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Raha (Guest) on January 4, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Jaffar (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 11, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 2, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 28, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Sharifa (Guest) on November 22, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 21, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 13, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Halima (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Shamim (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 11, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 8, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nasra (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Sumaya (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 19, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Amir (Guest) on August 9, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nyota (Guest) on August 2, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Amir (Guest) on July 31, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Sultan (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Biashara (Guest) on July 13, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 30, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 9, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 5, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rahma (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Juma (Guest) on May 13, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Habiba (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ndoto (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️