What time is it when you have a toothache?

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 27, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Sumaya (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 16, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 15, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on October 7, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Rukia (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sultan (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 25, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Zawadi (Guest) on September 22, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on September 11, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Arifa (Guest) on September 9, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Maulid (Guest) on September 4, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 6, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rukia (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Nchi (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Sekela (Guest) on July 10, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Chiku (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Chum (Guest) on June 29, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Asha (Guest) on June 22, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Zulekha (Guest) on June 19, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 18, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

John Kamande (Guest) on June 16, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwanais (Guest) on June 6, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zainab (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 18, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Ali (Guest) on May 16, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Zakia (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Hawa (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mazrui (Guest) on April 25, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 14, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Abubakari (Guest) on April 4, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 24, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 18, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nuru (Guest) on March 12, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 11, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nassor (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jamal (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Majid (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Fatuma (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋