What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Zawadi (Guest) on September 9, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 3, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 26, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 9, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 5, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Warda (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Khatib (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 19, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Hawa (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 1, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 22, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Daudi (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 16, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Khadija (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Shukuru (Guest) on June 2, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Abdillah (Guest) on June 2, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Kassim (Guest) on June 1, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 30, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 9, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 1, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 22, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 20, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mariam (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Wande (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 2, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Ahmed (Guest) on January 31, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Wande (Guest) on January 14, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

George Tenga (Guest) on January 8, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Jamila (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

James Kimani (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Amina (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jaffar (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 30, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Yahya (Guest) on November 27, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 17, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Issa (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on November 6, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 5, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mchawi (Guest) on November 1, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 1, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!