What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 11, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nuru (Guest) on August 30, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Asha (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 18, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Rukia (Guest) on August 7, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 16, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 4, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 23, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Azima (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 14, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Shukuru (Guest) on June 11, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 8, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Latifa (Guest) on June 3, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rabia (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 11, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 28, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Salima (Guest) on March 25, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

David Chacha (Guest) on March 16, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 13, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Shamim (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 26, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Aziza (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 23, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Fadhili (Guest) on January 17, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Sofia (Guest) on January 15, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Biashara (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

John Lissu (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Shabani (Guest) on December 14, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 25, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 3, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Maimuna (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Rahma (Guest) on October 15, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 10, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 9, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Amir (Guest) on October 6, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆