Where can you always find a peacock?

Mchuma (Guest) on December 31, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zulekha (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 21, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 10, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 10, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 4, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jafari (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Wande (Guest) on November 7, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Amina (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 31, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 27, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 26, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Maida (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mariam (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 28, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Arifa (Guest) on September 18, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 13, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Leila (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Jaffar (Guest) on August 25, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Kassim (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Abdullah (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Maida (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Shabani (Guest) on July 10, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 28, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 24, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nyota (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Raha (Guest) on June 17, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 2, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 19, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 19, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Shamim (Guest) on April 25, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 2, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Biashara (Guest) on March 30, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Shukuru (Guest) on March 29, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Faiza (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

John Kamande (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

John Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆