Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 8, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Sofia (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 19, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Rashid (Guest) on July 14, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 5, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mazrui (Guest) on July 4, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 2, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mchawi (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Tambwe (Guest) on June 2, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 12, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 3, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 1, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Rashid (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 8, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 5, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Furaha (Guest) on April 3, 2021

😄 Too good!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Sarafina (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 17, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 15, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Daudi (Guest) on March 14, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Jaffar (Guest) on February 25, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 15, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 31, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 29, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jabir (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

David Chacha (Guest) on December 19, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 8, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

John Mushi (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Azima (Guest) on November 28, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 27, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Nasra (Guest) on November 26, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 23, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Salma (Guest) on November 23, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Omari (Guest) on November 22, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Fikiri (Guest) on November 2, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 31, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Nasra (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Makame (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 24, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️