Why do eggs hate jokes?

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 5, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 2, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Husna (Guest) on October 31, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 29, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Chum (Guest) on October 22, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Masika (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Aziza (Guest) on October 21, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 2, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Shani (Guest) on September 21, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Shani (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 15, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mhina (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 3, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 3, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 1, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 15, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Baraka (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Rahim (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 19, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Nuru (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 7, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 22, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Masika (Guest) on May 20, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Omari (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nuru (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 28, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Khalifa (Guest) on April 15, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Kahina (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Maimuna (Guest) on April 7, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Tabu (Guest) on April 3, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mashaka (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Arifa (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Hawa (Guest) on March 19, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mariam (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Salima (Guest) on January 14, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Sumaya (Guest) on December 30, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Jabir (Guest) on December 22, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Latifa (Guest) on December 18, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Salum (Guest) on December 7, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫