Why was six afraid of seven?

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 2, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 2, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 16, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Josephine (Guest) on March 13, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Rehema (Guest) on March 8, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Tabu (Guest) on February 19, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Sekela (Guest) on February 13, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Hamida (Guest) on January 26, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Omari (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 31, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Shamsa (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Maulid (Guest) on December 27, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 24, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Zawadi (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Halimah (Guest) on November 17, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 11, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Kheri (Guest) on November 7, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Chum (Guest) on October 23, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Kassim (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Nyota (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Sultan (Guest) on September 9, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 29, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 21, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 17, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Hashim (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Omari (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Yahya (Guest) on August 4, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Chum (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 2, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Athumani (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 21, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 14, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rehema (Guest) on July 13, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 6, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Asha (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Binti (Guest) on April 23, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 22, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Habiba (Guest) on April 15, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊