Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_d907f7f2dec165406b4dcc79a1b2ee38, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_d907f7f2dec165406b4dcc79a1b2ee38, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_d907f7f2dec165406b4dcc79a1b2ee38, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_d907f7f2dec165406b4dcc79a1b2ee38, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 14

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/top_menu.php on line 14
MHUBIRI
☰
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_d907f7f2dec165406b4dcc79a1b2ee38, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line 4

Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake

Featured Image

1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamilia….Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"

ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."

2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTA…Je rais wa kwanza wa
Tanzania aliitwaje?"
ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."

3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGE…Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"

ZUZU:"MELI."

4. Ticha:"Coach wa Arsenal anaitwa ARSENE,wa Man-city anaitwa MANCINI….Je wa
Liverpool anaitwaje?

ZUZU:"LIVER."

5 Ticha:"Ukiwa na mbuzi 10,wezi waje waibe 5,utabaki na nini?"

ZUZU:"Hasira nyingi sana!"

AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_d907f7f2dec165406b4dcc79a1b2ee38, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 29, 2017

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 6, 2017

🀣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Fikiri (Guest) on March 16, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 12, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

John Kamande (Guest) on January 12, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 6, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🀣πŸ”₯

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 23, 2016

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 15, 2016

πŸ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 6, 2016

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

George Mallya (Guest) on July 11, 2016

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Baraka (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 7, 2016

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Hii imenikuna sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 17, 2016

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 12, 2016

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 28, 2016

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 25, 2016

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ‘

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Jamila (Guest) on January 21, 2016

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 20, 2015

πŸ˜„ Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 17, 2015

🀣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Warda (Guest) on December 12, 2015

🀣 Hii imewaka moto!

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2015

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 8, 2015

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

David Chacha (Guest) on October 23, 2015

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 18, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2015

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Rubea (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜„

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 25, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 19, 2015

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

Rehema (Guest) on July 29, 2015

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 26, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 23, 2015

πŸ˜† Ninakufa hapa!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 27, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 22, 2015

πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 4, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 10, 2015

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 4, 2015

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 3, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 13, 2015

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

Related Posts

Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake

Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake

Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.

Jamaa akafoka,... Read More

Utani wa wahindi, cheka kidogo

Utani wa wahindi, cheka kidogo

Mhindi afaulu mtihani wa Kiswahili

(1) Mfa maji ?……………….. Tampa life jacket.Read More

Ukata wa January

Ukata wa January

Boss;-Β kwa nini umechelewa kazini
Juma;-Β kuna mtu njiani alidondo... Read More

Jambo usilolijua kuhusu mwili wako

Jambo usilolijua kuhusu mwili wako

JE WAJUA!…..

Msuli mrefu kuliko yote kwenye mwili wa binadamu unaunganis... Read More

Cheka kidogo: Majibu ya mhindi kwenye mtihani wa Kiswahili alipoambiwa ajibu methali

Cheka kidogo: Majibu ya mhindi kwenye mtihani wa Kiswahili alipoambiwa ajibu methali

Mhindi kwenye mtihani wa kiswahili anaambiwa amalizie methali:

(a)Nyani haoni…..valisa... Read More

Januari kweli ngumu, soma hii

Januari kweli ngumu, soma hii

Januari kweli kiboko

Hii january sabuni za kuogea ni zile za kuoshea vyombo, yani u... Read More

Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza... Read More

Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo

Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo

Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana ali... Read More

Tofauti kati ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo mwanamme anapotoka kuoga

Tofauti kati ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo mwanamme anapotoka kuoga

Tofauti ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo pale ambapo Mwanaume wake atokapo kuoga.

Bi... Read More

Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa

Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa

Wazazi wengine wanaandikaΒ MBWA​MKALIΒ kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana mia... Read More

Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

Dogo kampigia simu baba yake;
DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa
nika... Read More

Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?

Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?

MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani ... Read More


Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_d907f7f2dec165406b4dcc79a1b2ee38, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/mhubiri/bottom_menu.php on line 3