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Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
Date: December 22, 2015
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
HUSBAND: ile ni ya Onyo, na Red Card inamaanisha mchezaji awache kucheza na atoke inje ya uwanja.
WIFE: Oooooh! Inakaa kama traffic light! Yellow- Ilani na Red - Simama
HUSBAND: Yeah yeah swity! Ndio hivyo.
WIFE: Na je Green Card??
HUSBAND: Aaaah! Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
WIFE: Nataka Arsenal ishinde world cup.
HUSBAND: [kimya]
WIFE: Ni nani yule mzee anakaa kama Mr. Bean??
HUSBAND: Yeees swity, yule ni kocha wa Arsenal, anaitwa Arsene Wenger.
WIFE: Oooooh! inamaanisha yule kocha mwengine ni Chelsea Wenger??
HUSBAND: [Kabadilisha channel]
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