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Angalia huyu secretary anavyomjibu bosi wake

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Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:

SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…

Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.

Akarudi mpaka kwa secretary na mazungumzo yakaendelea:

BOSS: Bibie ulivyoona geti wazi je uliona benz langu lime paki au…?

SECRETARY: Hapana Boss niliona kitoroli kidogo kimepaki kina matairi mawili
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Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 29, 2017

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

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Nimefurahia sana hii! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

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😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

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Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

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πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

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Asante Ackyshine

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Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 11, 2015

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Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! πŸ˜…

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Shamsa (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Sumaya (Guest) on September 16, 2015

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Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 24, 2015

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