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Cheka kidogo: Majibu ya mhindi kwenye mtihani wa Kiswahili alipoambiwa ajibu methali
Date: August 3, 2021
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Mhindi kwenye mtihani wa kiswahili anaambiwa amalizie methali:
(a)Nyani haoni…..valisa miwani!
(B)Debe tupu….weka dengu!
(c)Masikini akipata….iko acha iba!
(d)Penye kuku wengi…chinja bili,tatu!
(e)Asiyesikia la mkuuu….peleka yeye polisi!
(f)Penye wengi……iko kutano ya chadema!
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