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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi

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Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka nisome darasa la nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.

Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema hivyo?

Mtoto: Nina akili…

Basi mwalimu akamueleza mkuu wa shule na mkuu kaitisha interview kwa dogo. Maswali ni haya….

Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna matofali 20 tukitoa moja tukalidondosha chini yatabaki mangapi?

Dogo: Yatabaki 19.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka tembo kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamuweka tembo kisha unafunga.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka nyani kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa tembo ulemuweka..unamueka nyani kisha unafunga friji.

Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku ya kuzaliwa kwa simba, wanyama wote wameenda kasoro mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?

Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu tumemuweka kwenye friji.

Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka mto unaokuwaga na mamba na viboko wakali, aliwezaje?

Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na viboko nao walienda kwenye sherehe ya kuzaliwa kwa simba.

Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee alivuka mto, baadae alikufa. Unadhani ni kwanini alikufa?

Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali tulotoa kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.

Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo akasome chuo kikuu….
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Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 19, 2017

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 30, 2017

πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 8, 2017

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

James Malima (Guest) on June 16, 2017

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 14, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 29, 2017

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Josephine (Guest) on May 23, 2017

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Nashon (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

John Lissu (Guest) on March 6, 2017

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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 25, 2017

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 21, 2017

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ‘

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Hii imenikuna! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 16, 2017

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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 6, 2017

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 17, 2016

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Furaha (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! πŸ˜†

John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 18, 2016

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! πŸ€”πŸ˜†

Zainab (Guest) on July 13, 2016

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Baridi (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 5, 2016

πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Salma (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! πŸ˜…

Baraka (Guest) on April 19, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2016

🀣πŸ”₯😊

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 16, 2016

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Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 12, 2016

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Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 28, 2016

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 17, 2016

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Mwakisu (Guest) on February 21, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 29, 2016

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

James Kimani (Guest) on December 7, 2015

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Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Maida (Guest) on September 29, 2015

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 5, 2015

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Sofia (Guest) on June 27, 2015

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 24, 2015

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 29, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 11, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2015

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