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Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..

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Baba- : Halloo mke wangu.. yaani ni shida sitaweza kurudi nyumban, daraja limevunjika na kutoka morogoro kurudi dar haiwezekani
MAMA:- Mme wangu morogoro ulienda bila kuniaga! ?
BABA:- Ilikuwa ni ghafla sana mke wangu sikuweza kukwambia
MAMA:- kha! Sasa watoto nani atawaangalia
BABA:- Unasemaje! We uko wapi kwan
MAMA:- Niko bagamoyo na daraja limeondolewa na maji sitaweza kurudi.
BABA:- Unasemaje we mwanamke.. nakwambia nikukute nyumban ndani ya dk 15
Baada ya dk 15 Baba kafika nyumban.
MAMA:- Haya umefkaje kutoka morogoro?
BABA:- Nimepewa lift na helkopta ya Mbowe..

Kama umeipenda shea na rfiki zakooo…..

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