BABA OYEEEEEE💪💪
Soma hii…
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANA friend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambia hivi:-
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha maombi kama kinaitwa "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" by Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o
MSICHANA: Aaah! Hicho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p'Bitek kile kinachoitwa "CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE" Utakapokuja shule.
MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Baba mtu akawatazama kisha akasema
BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli
MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana yupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!
BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatia na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂
Bakari (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 5, 2017
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊
Rahim (Guest) on January 20, 2017
😆 Ninakufa hapa!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 31, 2016
😆😂👏
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 29, 2016
😅 Bado nacheka!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 22, 2016
😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 18, 2016
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 4, 2016
😁 Hii ni dhahabu!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 31, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣
Hawa (Guest) on August 23, 2016
Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 16, 2016
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Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 15, 2016
😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅
Shani (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆
Farida (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 3, 2016
😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 28, 2016
🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 16, 2016
🤣 Hii imewaka moto!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 7, 2016
😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 6, 2016
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 22, 2016
😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 23, 2016
😄😅👏😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 26, 2015
🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!
Mchuma (Guest) on October 11, 2015
🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 19, 2015
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 28, 2015
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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 26, 2015
Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 24, 2015
👏🤣😆😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 11, 2015
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 5, 2015
🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2015
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Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 10, 2015
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 10, 2015
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣