What did the circle say to the triangle?

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 26, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on November 23, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Tambwe (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Makame (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 2, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 31, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Maida (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Aziza (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Hawa (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 6, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Salum (Guest) on October 1, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 10, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Neema (Guest) on September 8, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 3, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mwanais (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 1, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jafari (Guest) on August 20, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 18, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Halima (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 21, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Bahati (Guest) on July 18, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Fatuma (Guest) on July 17, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 8, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Sofia (Guest) on June 5, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ndoto (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 2, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 25, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Faiza (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 6, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Kassim (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 27, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 16, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 30, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 23, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 10, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Athumani (Guest) on March 7, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 5, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rabia (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Yusuf (Guest) on February 21, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nuru (Guest) on February 17, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋