Athumani (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Maulid (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Fatuma (Guest) on December 31, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Husna (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 19, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Sumaya (Guest) on December 4, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Kheri (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 14, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 10, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 9, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 25, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 20, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 13, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Leila (Guest) on October 10, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 9, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 6, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Jamila (Guest) on October 2, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 7, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 29, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on August 8, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 13, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 9, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

John Malisa (Guest) on July 7, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 2, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 25, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Ahmed (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 4, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mzee (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Rehema (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 20, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

James Kimani (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on May 2, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Rubea (Guest) on April 18, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Salima (Guest) on March 31, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Biashara (Guest) on March 28, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Zubeida (Guest) on March 21, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Neema (Guest) on March 19, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 14, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 22, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Yusuf (Guest) on February 15, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Sofia (Guest) on January 25, 2020

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

David Chacha (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 17, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌