What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 6, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 27, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Zakia (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 16, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 15, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 15, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rabia (Guest) on February 2, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Abdullah (Guest) on January 24, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Bahati (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Maimuna (Guest) on January 18, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 5, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on January 4, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Husna (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jabir (Guest) on December 17, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 8, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 29, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 6, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Sumaya (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Kahina (Guest) on November 2, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Baridi (Guest) on October 30, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 24, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 23, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Kiza (Guest) on October 4, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 28, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 2, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Neema (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

John Kamande (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Amina (Guest) on July 16, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Zubeida (Guest) on July 13, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

George Mallya (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Sumaya (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Hawa (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴