What do you call two birds in love?

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 30, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

John Malisa (Guest) on November 24, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 18, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Shukuru (Guest) on October 13, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Rahim (Guest) on October 10, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Nahida (Guest) on October 2, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 20, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 15, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Nassor (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Shani (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 22, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 20, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 18, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 28, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 28, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nuru (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 9, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 31, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Sharifa (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Hassan (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 10, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 23, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 22, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Binti (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Yahya (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 21, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 8, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Muslima (Guest) on February 8, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Chum (Guest) on February 3, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 31, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 30, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Kahina (Guest) on January 29, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 25, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 22, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 20, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Jaffar (Guest) on January 5, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Jabir (Guest) on December 23, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Abubakar (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 15, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆