What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 17, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Tabu (Guest) on August 17, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 14, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Asha (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 7, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 1, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Issack (Guest) on July 27, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 6, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Furaha (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 23, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Nasra (Guest) on June 9, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Hekima (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 24, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 16, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Jamila (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Bakari (Guest) on March 19, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 14, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nassor (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Zainab (Guest) on February 15, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mazrui (Guest) on January 26, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Azima (Guest) on January 26, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 23, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 15, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nassor (Guest) on January 4, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Jafari (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mazrui (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 22, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 17, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nassar (Guest) on November 25, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 21, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 17, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nasra (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Furaha (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on October 22, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 16, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 9, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sofia (Guest) on October 6, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nuru (Guest) on September 29, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Biashara (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 9, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 18, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 18, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥