George Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Shani (Guest) on October 18, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Omar (Guest) on October 18, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 12, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2020

😂 So funny!

Asha (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 15, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

John Malisa (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Sofia (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Raha (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 23, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 31, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Chiku (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 22, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mustafa (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Bakari (Guest) on June 22, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Abubakar (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 2, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ali (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Issa (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 28, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mashaka (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

John Lissu (Guest) on April 11, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 9, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

John Malisa (Guest) on April 7, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Nashon (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Daudi (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Umi (Guest) on March 18, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 17, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 16, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rabia (Guest) on March 12, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Kheri (Guest) on March 10, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Raha (Guest) on February 17, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Zakia (Guest) on February 17, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Sekela (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Salum (Guest) on January 21, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 31, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Halimah (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Abubakari (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️