What’s black and white over and over again?

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Yusuf (Guest) on May 27, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 15, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 9, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

John Malisa (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mariam (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Chiku (Guest) on May 4, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 1, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Safiya (Guest) on April 28, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 5, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 10, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 6, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Chiku (Guest) on March 4, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 1, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 22, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Sofia (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 24, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 16, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

John Malisa (Guest) on January 14, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 9, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 7, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 28, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 19, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Amir (Guest) on November 28, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Neema (Guest) on November 24, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mashaka (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Rabia (Guest) on October 15, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 14, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Hashim (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 10, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 4, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 29, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 27, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Juma (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Shabani (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 15, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 8, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Maida (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 1, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 26, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Salum (Guest) on August 21, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 11, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

David Chacha (Guest) on August 10, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋