What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Zainab (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on October 3, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nyota (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nassar (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 2, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

George Tenga (Guest) on August 29, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 18, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Neema (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sarafina (Guest) on August 7, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 2, 2020

😄 You got me!

George Tenga (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 11, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Mariam (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 29, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Kahina (Guest) on June 14, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 9, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zawadi (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Amir (Guest) on April 24, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 13, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 6, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Selemani (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Omari (Guest) on March 22, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 19, 2020

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 8, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 3, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 18, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 14, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Kazija (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mwanais (Guest) on February 13, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Fadhila (Guest) on February 10, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 7, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Kazija (Guest) on January 20, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 15, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Salima (Guest) on January 6, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 2, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Jabir (Guest) on December 31, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 29, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Jafari (Guest) on December 25, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 21, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃