What has four wheels and flies?

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Masika (Guest) on November 14, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 10, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tambwe (Guest) on October 28, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 23, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 9, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Omari (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 22, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Ahmed (Guest) on September 13, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mchawi (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mchawi (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Arifa (Guest) on August 13, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 1, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Amani (Guest) on July 25, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Muslima (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Zulekha (Guest) on July 3, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Jafari (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Saidi (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

John Kamande (Guest) on May 21, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Arifa (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Neema (Guest) on May 1, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on April 30, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Nashon (Guest) on April 23, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhili (Guest) on April 18, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 15, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Shabani (Guest) on April 14, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mhina (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 31, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 31, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Zuhura (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 19, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Hekima (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 9, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 6, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 1, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Neema (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on February 22, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 4, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 20, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

George Tenga (Guest) on December 31, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 29, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌