What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Khadija (Guest) on October 30, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 20, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 20, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 7, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mzee (Guest) on October 4, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Shani (Guest) on September 30, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Safiya (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 19, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jabir (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 13, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 20, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Fadhila (Guest) on August 10, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Hawa (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Majid (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Khamis (Guest) on August 7, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 18, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 29, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Majid (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 19, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 15, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 10, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 28, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 26, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Aziza (Guest) on May 23, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 4, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Selemani (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 22, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Khadija (Guest) on April 21, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Maida (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 16, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Shukuru (Guest) on April 15, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 4, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 22, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 17, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2020

😄 Too good!

Jafari (Guest) on March 11, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 9, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Leila (Guest) on March 9, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Aziza (Guest) on March 8, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

George Tenga (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Fadhila (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖