Where can you always find a peacock?

John Mushi (Guest) on February 11, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

George Tenga (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Nchi (Guest) on February 5, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 13, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 12, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 15, 2020

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Aziza (Guest) on December 7, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mazrui (Guest) on November 27, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Habiba (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

James Malima (Guest) on November 16, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Latifa (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 7, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 1, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

John Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 15, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Daudi (Guest) on October 2, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Josephine (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mjaka (Guest) on October 2, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Halima (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 16, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 3, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Zawadi (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

John Kamande (Guest) on July 21, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Binti (Guest) on July 7, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 29, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 24, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Khadija (Guest) on June 10, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 8, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Maneno (Guest) on May 21, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Nassar (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Amina (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 9, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Fadhila (Guest) on April 1, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Bahati (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Jamal (Guest) on February 11, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Malisa (Guest) on February 10, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mchawi (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mashaka (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 20, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷