Where do cows go on the weekend?

Asha (Guest) on October 22, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Neema (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 12, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 6, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Abdillah (Guest) on October 1, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Majid (Guest) on September 5, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Sharifa (Guest) on August 18, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 18, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 6, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Zawadi (Guest) on July 30, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 27, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Salum (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Kahina (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 2, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Umi (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 17, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Rashid (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mchawi (Guest) on June 13, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Kassim (Guest) on May 28, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Abdullah (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 21, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Omari (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Sekela (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Amina (Guest) on May 7, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

John Lissu (Guest) on April 21, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 29, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Khatib (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 11, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Kheri (Guest) on February 16, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 2, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 29, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

George Mallya (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Jamila (Guest) on January 25, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Issa (Guest) on January 21, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 17, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 16, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 6, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️