Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

Majid (Guest) on October 22, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sultan (Guest) on October 14, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Daudi (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 10, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 8, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Juma (Guest) on September 29, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sofia (Guest) on September 28, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Halimah (Guest) on September 16, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mazrui (Guest) on August 23, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Saidi (Guest) on August 22, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Jamal (Guest) on August 15, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Chiku (Guest) on August 3, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ahmed (Guest) on August 3, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nyota (Guest) on July 26, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 25, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 7, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 2, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 30, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Shani (Guest) on June 12, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 4, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

John Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 25, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Hawa (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mazrui (Guest) on May 12, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 28, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mgeni (Guest) on April 23, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 14, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 31, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rukia (Guest) on March 27, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 4, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Faiza (Guest) on January 11, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 30, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Zulekha (Guest) on December 25, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 20, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Amina (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Rabia (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌