Where do polar bears vote?

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 22, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Baraka (Guest) on November 13, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Leila (Guest) on September 25, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 21, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Yusuf (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Sekela (Guest) on September 5, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Rehema (Guest) on September 4, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 2, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Zainab (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 24, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 9, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 18, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Hassan (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Zakaria (Guest) on June 3, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 19, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Amina (Guest) on April 29, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 19, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mustafa (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 28, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

James Kimani (Guest) on March 9, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on February 11, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Mhina (Guest) on February 11, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hekima (Guest) on February 3, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 31, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Umi (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Safiya (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 9, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 5, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 5, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Husna (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Amir (Guest) on December 12, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Abubakar (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mchuma (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Baraka (Guest) on November 16, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mohamed (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rahma (Guest) on October 13, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mchuma (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆