Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 30, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Ndoto (Guest) on September 7, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Shamim (Guest) on August 14, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Azima (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 2, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Habiba (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 12, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 22, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 18, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Khadija (Guest) on June 15, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Ahmed (Guest) on June 14, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Bahati (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 1, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Husna (Guest) on May 25, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 22, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 19, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Makame (Guest) on April 29, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 14, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 1, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 29, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 28, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 26, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Nuru (Guest) on March 22, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 15, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 5, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 2, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Zubeida (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 23, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Wande (Guest) on February 8, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 5, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Tambwe (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Khatib (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 8, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 7, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

David Chacha (Guest) on December 25, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Fadhili (Guest) on December 14, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Fadhili (Guest) on December 14, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Husna (Guest) on December 10, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 23, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕