Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 13, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 14, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 8, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 19, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Shamim (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Sumaya (Guest) on November 25, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Hekima (Guest) on October 18, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 3, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 27, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Leila (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 29, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Kassim (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 7, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 19, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 13, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅