Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Josephine (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 5, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 13, 2020

😄 Too good!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 13, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Khamis (Guest) on May 9, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 29, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ali (Guest) on April 14, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 3, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Khalifa (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

David Chacha (Guest) on March 24, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 9, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 2, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Fadhila (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Halimah (Guest) on January 19, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Salma (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on January 17, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 12, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 8, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 29, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Yusra (Guest) on December 12, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Daudi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Yusuf (Guest) on November 26, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 22, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

John Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Fikiri (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 27, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 27, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Chum (Guest) on October 21, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

David Chacha (Guest) on October 6, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on September 26, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Makame (Guest) on August 29, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Rahim (Guest) on August 11, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 28, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Masika (Guest) on July 21, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Hashim (Guest) on July 15, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 9, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Rukia (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 27, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 27, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰