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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: 🤠 Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! 🐴👢
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!👢🐴😄
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