Why are fish so smart?

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 26, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Jamal (Guest) on November 7, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Khadija (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sekela (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Zakaria (Guest) on September 28, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 21, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

George Mallya (Guest) on September 19, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 13, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 13, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Jabir (Guest) on August 22, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 20, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on August 2, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Hawa (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Zakaria (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 3, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Yahya (Guest) on June 29, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Shani (Guest) on June 26, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 16, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 13, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Omari (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 6, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Leila (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 28, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 19, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 17, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 17, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 9, 2020

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nuru (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Asha (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jafari (Guest) on February 21, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Issack (Guest) on February 7, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Nasra (Guest) on January 30, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 15, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 10, 2020

😂 So funny!