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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

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Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.

MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .

BINTI: Mi naitaka hii

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard

MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…

Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.

MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.

MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.

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Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 25, 2015

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 22, 2015

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 30, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 24, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2015

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 20, 2015

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 12, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 23, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 12, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 28, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 12, 2015

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

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