How did the hairdresser win the race?

John Lissu (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 5, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 26, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mhina (Guest) on September 22, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mohamed (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 15, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Jaffar (Guest) on September 4, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Asha (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sekela (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Yusuf (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 2, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Bakari (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 16, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Chum (Guest) on July 10, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mashaka (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 20, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 15, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nasra (Guest) on June 12, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 12, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 5, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Saidi (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Khatib (Guest) on May 20, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 20, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nasra (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 11, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Zubeida (Guest) on May 4, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Wande (Guest) on April 4, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 18, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nassor (Guest) on March 9, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 9, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Khamis (Guest) on March 1, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 13, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

James Kimani (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

James Kimani (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Salma (Guest) on January 30, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Mchawi (Guest) on January 25, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 28, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 28, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 27, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡